pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

by cain's bestie December 3, 2021

pitfuck

To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.

*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*

"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."

"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"

by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006

Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.

A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!

by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022

Pityacker

Somebody who lives in or comes from Peterlee in the north of England, not quite a Geordie.

Howay Dan you git pityacker!

by Mrfry September 21, 2013

Pituck

It means Vagina in Turkish and is commonly used as an insult towards people.
It originate by 5 girls 2 from c-bad, 1 from fresno, one from los al, and one from irvine. Therefore it could also be used as a name for a small group of small friends that are naked all the time.

That girl is such a pituck.

by Milada January 13, 2006

potyuck meal offering

A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.

Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!

by QuacksO October 27, 2017