pirfuck

when parents walk in on you during sex

oh man, i was pirfucked last night

pirfuck by caden May 3, 2006

pigfuckery 

When a cop lies in order to violate your rights, arrest or convict you.

I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
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pigfuckery by Toytech4 December 20, 2014

pigfucking 

A game, mostly played in college. The object is for a group of guys to go out for the night and attempt to fuck the worst looking (or fat) woman they can. In the morning they compare notes and decide who won.
Sometimes losing, is actually winning and vice versa (in my opinion).

Fucking women, who usually can not get laid, for sport.

Wow, I would have to say Matt won at pigfucking last night, the girl he did was fat and ugly.

I slept with Cindy, she was hot! I guess I lost at pigfucking, but I don't care.

pigfucking by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

pigfucker

One who fucks pigs. As by Terrance defined in South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

U.S. Senator Robert Byrd is an unabashed pigfucker.

pigfucker by Abu Gingy July 6, 2005

perfuckt 

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason

1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.

perfuckt by Dan Regalia (DJ SHADOW - DARKSIDE-RADIO.COM) July 25, 2004

pigfuck 

A late '80s musical style that pre-dates the music of grunge. Gritty, dirty, and noisy. Sonic Youth, Big Black, and the Butthole Surfers are the most well know purveyors of this type of rock music.

Alot of this pigfuck music is terrible, but at least it isn't as commercial as some other groups are.

pigfuck by nespithe January 1, 2006