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piter pater piter pater boom 

Jimmy being drunk getting excited and then falling over.

piter filot 

Some one who auto corrects to when really drunk and under the influence of marijuana.

"Turbo"
"Turbo your a piter filot"
piter filot by SmokyBABear August 1, 2017

Piter pater 

An action describing one who is taking their time, going unnecessarily slow and annoying
Don’t piter pater, just git at’er
Piter pater by The MadMexican February 11, 2019

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."
Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013