piterman 

when two monkies engage in lewd activites while being filmed by a pair of lesbians on a tuesday

the lesbains pitermaned the monkies

piterman by jacksonwalters February 3, 2009

Nathan Peterman 

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

Nathan Peterman by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.

Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)

Baman Piderman by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009

Nathan Peterman 

A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.

John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*

Nathan Peterman by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019

Nathan Peterman 

The greatest quarterback to ever touch the field. Consensus G.O.A.T. Joe Montana and Tom Brady are quoted saying "Nothing compared to him" amd "If I were more like him, I could've won 10 super bowls".

There is no one who can compare to Nathan Peterman!

Nathan Peterman by CJaxPHI October 27, 2020

Petermanthesia 

A medical condition in which one's right arm only falls asleep while at work. San Diego doctors coined the term on a Sunday afternoon, November 19 2017 to be exact. Buffalo Bills QB Nathan Peterman made his debut against the San Diego Chargers by throwing 5 interceptions in the first half. Due to the fact that witnesses saw Peterman texting with his right hand before the game, medical experts concluded that his right arm only falls sleep while at work.

Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.

Bob: Sup Richard, how's the new job delivering pizzas?

Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.

Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.

Petermanthesia by Claire of the Dog September 4, 2018

nathan peterman 

Basically the best qb in the nfl.

Nathan Peterman has never thrown a pick-six in his life.

nathan peterman by GovernmentLizard October 16, 2018