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Piterate 

When someone knows enough about the number π that they are unlikely to be taken advantage of by mathematical charlatans or cranks.
A premium tuition center is inviting Prof. Pilate to conduct a recreational math lesson on “The Joy (and Pain) of Pi” for its privileged students, so that they’d not only be numerate but also piterate.
Piterate by MathPlus September 7, 2021
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1. A pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally badass for the purpose of obtaining pie.

2. A pirate who IS a pie.

3. The ever rising costs of pie.

4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.

5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
No specific examples, though the more badass a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.

Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin
Pierate by Bartholomew Roberts December 10, 2003

Pitarate 

a pirate who is sexualy confused. people usualy just call me Jim though. can eventualy become a birate
my best friend: shutup you fucking pitarate or i'll blow your fucking head off!

me: ok
A builder named Pier Angeli in Southeast Michigan who steals money from prospective home-buyers.
I signed a contract with that Pierate, and now I'm broke.
Pierate by Katrina Lenore August 15, 2004
A feeling brought on when you've been looking forward to having a piece of pie all day long, only to find your roommate ate the last piece.
John was pierate with Shaun after he discovered Shaun consumed the last piece of cherry pie.
Pierate by john17wi July 25, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026