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Piterate 

When someone knows enough about the number π that they are unlikely to be taken advantage of by mathematical charlatans or cranks.
A premium tuition center is inviting Prof. Pilate to conduct a recreational math lesson on “The Joy (and Pain) of Pi” for its privileged students, so that they’d not only be numerate but also piterate.
Piterate by MathPlus September 7, 2021
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1. A pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally badass for the purpose of obtaining pie.

2. A pirate who IS a pie.

3. The ever rising costs of pie.

4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.

5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
No specific examples, though the more badass a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.

Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin
Pierate by Bartholomew Roberts December 10, 2003
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Pitarate 

a pirate who is sexualy confused. people usualy just call me Jim though. can eventualy become a birate
my best friend: shutup you fucking pitarate or i'll blow your fucking head off!

me: ok
A builder named Pier Angeli in Southeast Michigan who steals money from prospective home-buyers.
I signed a contract with that Pierate, and now I'm broke.
Pierate by Katrina Lenore August 15, 2004
A feeling brought on when you've been looking forward to having a piece of pie all day long, only to find your roommate ate the last piece.
John was pierate with Shaun after he discovered Shaun consumed the last piece of cherry pie.
Pierate by john17wi July 25, 2016
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026