the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.
"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chairpirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
The best and worst thing. For us, it's the BEST thing; for the people that made it, it's the WORST thing.
Pirating is when you download a game, movie, music, porn, etc. for free (illegally) and basically is claimed to be "stealing". But if you actually robbed a DVD out of a store, it ain't there anymore because it's with you. But if you pirated a DVD, it's still gonna be there AND on your computer.
For me, pirating is the best thing if you are:
1) Too lazy to get a part-time job as a teen
2) Broke as hell
3) Never in a mood to buy a movie
Mordecai: Dude, why are you pirating that movie? It just came out.
Rigby: Because, why buy it, if you can get for FREEEEE?
Pirating is when you go to your friends house,
pick up a CD or DVD with media on it,
and scream
"ARRGGH!" at the top of your lungs.
make sure to sound very piratelike when doing this to make sure you Pirated the CD/DVD correctly.
Joe: I love Pirating music,
Steve: I Pirated a CD a minute ago
Joe: Did you scream "ARRGGH!" loud enough?
Steve: yep :P