Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

potating

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Snake Potting

Smoking weed with scooter kids

Hey bro wanna go to the park for some snake potting

by Evan.d March 14, 2020

Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.

Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.

by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl

Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean

by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014

Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015