pisstiffy

When you need to take a piss so bad that the piss pressure builds up and your penis gets hard.

"Bro, I got such a weird pisstiffy in class today"

by judgeofphsdonteffwithme May 29, 2017

pisstified

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

by alohadice June 4, 2014

pissticky

When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.

Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!

by dexterchip July 21, 2010

Pissify

The pissification of making something piss related.

Yo did you see that building over there?
Yeah, I’m totally going to pissify it.

by pissykid October 7, 2021

de-pissify

The act of coming down from being pissed off about someone or something.

My girlfriend said to leave her alone she just needs some time to de-pissify.

by William^^ November 22, 2005

pisstiff

When you achive an erection from having a full bladder.

"Damn I was so pisstiff this morning, I guess i shouldn't have had those beers before going to bed"

by andycdshabajaba February 20, 2014

Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011