pisstiff

When you achive an erection from having a full bladder.

"Damn I was so pisstiff this morning, I guess i shouldn't have had those beers before going to bed"

by andycdshabajaba February 20, 2014

pisstiff

When you achive an erection from having a full bladder.

"Damn I was so pisstiff this morning, I guess i shouldn't have had those beers before going to bed"

by andycdshabajaba February 23, 2014

pisstified

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

by alohadice June 4, 2014

Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pisstiffy

When you need to take a piss so bad that the piss pressure builds up and your penis gets hard.

"Bro, I got such a weird pisstiffy in class today"

by judgeofphsdonteffwithme May 29, 2017

Pisstification

A level defining being "pissed off".

This rates an 8 out of 10 on the pisstification meter.

by Sunshine2481 December 3, 2010

Picstiffit

To put your penis through a photo.

I walked into my sister's room and she was picstiffiting.

by iliiilili June 16, 2011