piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".

hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.

piss man by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

Cat Piss Man 

Cat Piss Man is the worst specimen among gamers, anime fans, or trekkies. Named for the odor that surrounds him, the only thing worse than Cat Piss Man's smell is his social skills.

The convention booth babes were into us, until a fucking cat piss man came up and started talking about his character.

Cat Piss Man by maddman75 August 15, 2003

Cat Piss Man 

The bane of every fandom. They are characterized by poor social skills , obesity and dreadful hygiene.

Cat Piss Man tends to hang around comic shops never buying anything and scaring children.

Me and nephew were having a good time at the convention until some cat piss man started staring at us.

Cat Piss Man by queen_azure January 3, 2008

sticky man piss 

see wordjizz/word

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
wordJohn/word loves the cock!

sticky man piss by John August 30, 2003

Old man piss 

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

Old man piss by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

Lazy Man's Piss 

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.

Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.

Lazy Man's Piss by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery 

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022