A word created by producer Jazze Pha that became annoying after it was used in every song he produced. It means "this is a Jazze Pha production". Made famous by Ciara's "1,2 Step".
This is, a JazzePhizzle Productshizzle, MY NIZZLE!(the prrrrrrrincess is heeeere!!!)
When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.
Can also be used as an interjection.
John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!
The word itself has many uses and can be used as a verb or a noun.
n. A penishizzle, in some circles, has come to be known as an extremely large, awesome, and studd-like penis.
v. To be none other than owned in the male reproductive organs.
n. Dear Lord! Edgar's penis is simply pathetic... He definitely does not have a Penishizzle!
v. Dude... Jettman totally penishizzled Ryan, right in front of Checkers!
Doing something, usually with no specific plan, and with no real ending or meaning, other than thoroughly enjoying what you did.
It should also be something you can recall in your mind as having had a "Great Time".
A "Fishizzle Run", (Motorcycle Ride), is meant to totally enjoy being on your bike and the roads you wind up on.
Noun. Meaning: One amazingly ballin'-ass motha fucka, who is so fuckin' cool that bottles and cans recycle themselves in his presence, nuclear waste cleans up after itself, and computer viruses disappear when he enters a room. Taught MacGyver everything he knows. Anyone with a Master's degree in Badassery and a Doctorate in Smartassery.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!