When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.

John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

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Ah pisswizzles!!!

Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

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pissicle

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.

You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.

pissicle by Public_ice November 23, 2010

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Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

Meat Seeking Pissile by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

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pissicle

Like an icicle, but with a strange arome and an even stranger color.

Dude, I thought it was an icicle, but it's really a pissicle.

pissicle by Jaggo March 21, 2004

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