When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.
Can also be used as an interjection.
John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!
n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.
I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.