Pisswizzle

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When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.

John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

_______________________

Ah pisswizzles!!!

Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

Words you can keep

pisswinkle

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.

"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."

pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

Related Words

Pisswizzle • Pissizzle • Pissguzzler • pussizzle • Pickswizzled • pishizzle • Pissguzzler and fucker • Pissizzlin • pisswinkle • potswizzler

Pickswizzled

The perfect combination of stoned and drunk

Scott Green and B-Cuz are pickswizzled while hosting The Green Card Show!

Pickswizzled by mXchibbs March 5, 2010

Pissizzlin

When you pee on an open fire, and your pee instantly starts boiling, and puts the fire out. The smell is absolutely horrible.

Could also be used as an exclamatory remark.

Dude mom is coming! Hurry and put this fire out! I don't want to get grounded. Do you have water?

"No bro, I've got something better. Lets pee it out."
(Pees on fire)
Dude that is pissizzlin! Ugh that smells freaking gross dude.

Pissizzlin by ChingPong12345 December 2, 2016

potswizzler

Someone who messes with the norm, changing things like pots or switches loved pictures in someone else’s home. Or hides and replaces things, then denies all knowledge- with a believable, sweet demeanour.

Alice was a potswizzler, hiding her brothers clothes, and reordering the numbered herb pots. Before looking mystified at what had occurred.

potswizzler by MonkeyTail July 24, 2019

Pissguzzler and fucker

One who is annoying and also gulps piss and also has a piss kink.

Ew look at that pissguzzler and fucker
Ew omg you're right ew

Pissguzzler and fucker by Supersekc November 16, 2021

pussizzle

the extreme lust for pussy

pussizzle

pussizzle by boner June 8, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026