Pisswizzle 

When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.

John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

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Ah pisswizzles!!!

Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

pisswinkle 

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.

"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."

pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

Pickswizzled 

The perfect combination of stoned and drunk

Scott Green and B-Cuz are pickswizzled while hosting The Green Card Show!

Pickswizzled by mXchibbs March 5, 2010

Pissizzlin 

When you pee on an open fire, and your pee instantly starts boiling, and puts the fire out. The smell is absolutely horrible.

Could also be used as an exclamatory remark.

Dude mom is coming! Hurry and put this fire out! I don't want to get grounded. Do you have water?

"No bro, I've got something better. Lets pee it out."
(Pees on fire)
Dude that is pissizzlin! Ugh that smells freaking gross dude.

Pissizzlin by ChingPong12345 December 2, 2016

potswizzler 

Someone who messes with the norm, changing things like pots or switches loved pictures in someone else’s home. Or hides and replaces things, then denies all knowledge- with a believable, sweet demeanour.

Alice was a potswizzler, hiding her brothers clothes, and reordering the numbered herb pots. Before looking mystified at what had occurred.

potswizzler by MonkeyTail July 24, 2019

Pissguzzler and fucker 

One who is annoying and also gulps piss and also has a piss kink.

Ew look at that pissguzzler and fucker
Ew omg you're right ew

Pissguzzler and fucker by Supersekc November 16, 2021

pussizzle 

the extreme lust for pussy

pussizzle

pussizzle by boner June 8, 2003