pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.

"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

pirtmonger by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

Pissmonger 

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

Dirtmonger 

A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.

You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.

I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.

That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.

Dirtmonger by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011

Partymonger 

A person that will always convince you to party, especially if you're unmotivated or hungover.

Lyle: "I'm so shakey and bloated, I will never party again. I retire."
Sage: "Don't be a fag on Natturday... let's shotgun some Natty and start this game of wizard sticks."
Lyle: "You're such a partymonger! Where would I be without you? My Nattmare is over!"

Partymonger by Burt Bitchin October 15, 2014

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

Pornmonger 

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

Pornmonger by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

poetmonger 

Someone who writes poems

Andrea is a top selling poetmonger

poetmonger by Bobby1245 October 21, 2011