Partymonger

A person that will always convince you to party, especially if you're unmotivated or hungover.

Lyle: "I'm so shakey and bloated, I will never party again. I retire."
Sage: "Don't be a fag on Natturday... let's shotgun some Natty and start this game of wizard sticks."
Lyle: "You're such a partymonger! Where would I be without you? My Nattmare is over!"

by Burt Bitchin October 15, 2014

pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.

"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

partyfinger

When you finger 10 chicks up the ass at a party and then get your bitch drunk and donkeypunch her out and stick your finger in her mouth for 15 minutes.

Johnny's quite the wild kid. At Jamie's party last night, he partyfingered his bitch, Wilma.

by Billy DeCheserie May 13, 2005

Partymonster

Someone who knows how to have a good time at a party and always finds a way to positively f#ck things up.

Did you just see how he got that whole crowd to get onto the dancefloor, he’s such a partymonster!

by Amorrr April 21, 2024