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Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

Poopmongerer 

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.
"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.
Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...
Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

powermonger

Deep seated desire for power due to current position of no power (Accompanied by little penis)
Everyone in the game kept complaining that that he was a powermonger, even though he sucked.

poomongerer 

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.
Sarah is such a poomongerer.
poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

Pornmonger 

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography
"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"
Pornmonger by Balard!!! July 8, 2005
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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