Definitions by yeeyeepeepeelilily

pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.

"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

pirtmonger by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

Girtopia

noun. land where girts reside. Perry the Platypus occasionally roams, but not for long since he does not identify as a girt.

"She must be in Girtopia.."

Girtopia by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

Boulangerie 

site of a vile and traumatic cat-astrophe-- commonly known as oopsie poopsie

Currently, in the 21st Century, a "boulangerie" may occur in the midsts of a heated game of tag where one loses their self awareness and charges at a sliding glass door.

For historical context, see "CAT FAIL: Cat Runs Into Glass Door on French Bakery Programme"

"Mother! Tell Father a boulangerie has occurred!"

Boulangerie by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

Lickity Spinkoff 

The feeling you get when you vandalize someones wall calendar. AKA, "Sunday".

"Oh my gosh! Pirt is outside! Sara comes to the window. "Lickity Spinkoff!"

Lickity Spinkoff by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 16, 2020