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gaffle pirately 

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
1. pirate like
2. of or relating to pirates
3. the state of being a pirate
4. (derog. E.anglia, UK) having the appearance of a beared ginger haired fellow from suffolk
1. that beard is rather piratey
2. having a ginger beard is a piratey affectation
3. with his beard, that man from suffolk is completely piratey
4. man, you beared suffolk folk are so piratey
piratey by vålerenga October 18, 2008

Pirateye or Pirate-Eye

The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.
1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.

2. She walked around with pirateye all day.

pilately 

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.
Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.
pilately by QuacksO October 4, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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