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gaffle pirately
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
Related Words
piratey
1. pirate like
2. of or relating to pirates
3. the state of being a pirate
4. (derog. E.anglia, UK) having the appearance of a beared ginger haired fellow from suffolk
2. of or relating to pirates
3. the state of being a pirate
4. (derog. E.anglia, UK) having the appearance of a beared ginger haired fellow from suffolk
Pirateye or Pirate-Eye
Pirateye or Pirate-Eye by prodiGyBNTY August 21, 2003
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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