pilately
Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.
Words you can keep
gaffle pirately
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
Related Words
Tramp Philately
The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)
Tramp Philately by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009
Pilatelist
Someone who specializes on collecting stamps of all shapes and sizes featuring the number pi on them, be it as a number, symbol, or word in any languages—with or without other numbers or symbols.
Pilatelist by MathPlus November 9, 2020
Plately
Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
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