pilately 

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.

Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.

pilately by QuacksO October 4, 2020

gaffle pirately 

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

pirately 

When something is done really manly and shweet, or looks as though it is fit for the use of either a pirate or pir4te. Predominantly used in a complimentary fashion, though can be used insultingly if affiliated with a sexual reference.

Dude, he z0red them all up like super pirately!

pirately by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

Tramp Philately 

The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)

Tiffany loved tramp philately; she got her 9th tattoo.

Tramp Philately by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009

Pilatelist 

Someone who specializes on collecting stamps of all shapes and sizes featuring the number pi on them, be it as a number, symbol, or word in any languages—with or without other numbers or symbols.

Prof. Frump told his audience that they’d call him a pilatelist, not a philatelist.

Pilatelist by MathPlus November 9, 2020

Plately 

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

Plately by Cult mike December 25, 2016

philately

a stamp collector

guy: i am a philately

other guy: what the heck is that?!?!

guy: collector of stamps

other guy: DIDNT ASK

philately by pooeater123! May 23, 2024