crisco

A gamer substitute for the word Christ used in some games whose swear filters, for some inexplicable reason, don't allow the use of the word Christ. Often used in the compound phrase jebus crisco as a substitute for Jesus Christ.

Jebus fukkin crisco! Why the hell doesn't this swear filter allow you to say jesus ******?!?!?!?1

by RoboSpy March 29, 2004

air masturbation

To perform an exaggerated gesture of male masturbation with one's hand in the air in front of oneself. Meant usually as a insult to somebody to whom it is directed, or as a symbol of annoyance at something which has been said. See also am.

Jim: Dude, u sux hardcore at CS!
Bob: Hey Jim, guess what? <performs air masturbation>

by RoboSpy March 22, 2004

pillage

To steal and ransack in a very pirately fashion.

YARR, I'll be pillaging yer ass 'for the day is out, I will!

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

crackwagon

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

pir4te

A person who pillages the Internet for free, and often illegal software, music, and video.

He's such a pir4te, he hasn't bought any software for like 3 years but he has all the latest stuff.

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

ownz0red

To be completely and utterly dominated in some game or event. Also, z0red.

Jebus, i was just ownz0red by that team of awp whores.

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.

Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!

by RoboSpy March 25, 2004