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noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 14, 2007
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To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.
"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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they come and go
they come and gooooooo
::::scamper scamper scamper:::::
by Amy Christ April 30, 2005
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The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.
"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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something really cool, top notch. usually said in a playful or joking fashion.
"how sweet of you to make a mix tape for me, youre the most."
by Amy Christ April 30, 2005
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an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.
ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.
"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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