Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pirate-eyed 

"Pirate-eyed" is a condition resulting from over use of the iPhone or similar device in the dark or dimly-lit environment whilst favoring one eye. The resulting condition causes a temporary focal imbalance akin to having a patch over an eye.

Jack was lying in bed surfing on his iPhone so long that he became pirate-eyed and didn't recognize Lola when she walked in and switched on the light.

Pirate-eyed by metanoia2k July 11, 2010

one eyed pirate 

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

one eyed pirate by rimmer January 21, 2003

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

one-eyed pirate 

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

one-eyed pirate by Ryan April 20, 2004

one eyed pirate 

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

one eyed pirate by Jesse May 25, 2004