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A stereotypical filipino. The guido of filipinos.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PINOID HES GOT GELLED HAIR, FLIP FLOPS, SKINNY JEANS AND A UKE.
pinoid by uppercuthoes April 25, 2011
Words you can keep
A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio
LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013
Related Words
Pinoit (peh-nwa)

French for "Pinoy." (Pinoy is slang for Filipino male.)

The word "Pinoit" is often used to describe a more classy and sophisticated Pinoy.
Manny: Malt liquor?

Enrique: Pinoy please! I'm far more Pinoit than that.
Pinoit by r27wings August 3, 2011
A pinkoid is a pathetic white male who can’t get white pussy so he travels to Asian to have sex with 12 year olds.

Also synonym with sexpat, cracker, honky, pinky, paedo, paedophile etc.
Elon Musk called that british pinkoid a “paedo
Pinkoid by InsecurePinkBoy August 9, 2018
A very small penis,as in a particle of penis.
"Man, Adam, you've got such a small penoid."
Penoid by Luh-Luh-Luh-Louis! August 31, 2006
A word used to describe someone that likes penis but is a total nerd.
Me: You're a freaking penoid bruh. Other dude: F U!!!! I h8 u noob!
Penoid by Beans R Us December 9, 2019
A Penoid is a Species of "Mingo Noid" /Meengo Noyd/ latin for Penoid, it is a creature of unknown orgins, and is currently ranked catostrophic to human saftey.

HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.

If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189
We have containment of a juvenile Penoid.
Penoid by Anarkyy June 8, 2022
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