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A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio
LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013
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Pinoit (peh-nwa)

French for "Pinoy." (Pinoy is slang for Filipino male.)

The word "Pinoit" is often used to describe a more classy and sophisticated Pinoy.
Manny: Malt liquor?

Enrique: Pinoy please! I'm far more Pinoit than that.
Pinoit by r27wings August 3, 2011
A pinkoid is a pathetic white male who can’t get white pussy so he travels to Asian to have sex with 12 year olds.

Also synonym with sexpat, cracker, honky, pinky, paedo, paedophile etc.
Elon Musk called that british pinkoid a “paedo”
Pinkoid by InsecurePinkBoy August 9, 2018
A very small penis,as in a particle of penis.
"Man, Adam, you've got such a small penoid."
Penoid by Luh-Luh-Luh-Louis! August 31, 2006
A word used to describe someone that likes penis but is a total nerd.
Me: You're a freaking penoid bruh. Other dude: F U!!!! I h8 u noob!
Penoid by Beans R Us December 9, 2019
A Penoid is a Species of "Mingo Noid" /Meengo Noyd/ latin for Penoid, it is a creature of unknown orgins, and is currently ranked catostrophic to human saftey.

HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.

If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189
We have containment of a juvenile Penoid.
Penoid by Anarkyy June 8, 2022
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Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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