A Woodnoid is a Species of "Lignum noid" /Leenyoom Noid/ latin for Woodnoid, the only thing known about this creature is that it is a sub-species to the Penoids. It's currently ranked dangerous to the human saftey.
HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A WOODNOID
Fully matured Woodnoid is about 9-16 feet tall, juveniles are around 7-10 feet in height. Woodnoids have EXCELENT eye sight at night, about 10 times better than the average humans. Woodnoids are in very dense, wooded areas, including Mount Lagoona's Camp Ground, and any other part of the western coast. This being said, Woodnoids are less common to be seen, therefor they are not an extreme danger to the human saftey. During the day, there seems to be no trace of Woodnoids in any wooded areas, as scouted out by P.C.F containers. If you spot a Woodnoid during the night, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, DON'T HIDE. they have OK hearing paired with EXCELENT eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely chase you at about only 3-6 mph, due to their height. As mentioned, if you encounter one at night, do not hide, it WILL find you. Running is your best option because they will eventually give up and become uninterested in you.
If you spot a Woodnoid in a urban/city area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION >IMMEDIATELY< (909) 818 - 5189 , THE AREA WILL BE EVACUATED AND IT WILL BE EXTERMINATED ON SIGHT.
HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A WOODNOID
Fully matured Woodnoid is about 9-16 feet tall, juveniles are around 7-10 feet in height. Woodnoids have EXCELENT eye sight at night, about 10 times better than the average humans. Woodnoids are in very dense, wooded areas, including Mount Lagoona's Camp Ground, and any other part of the western coast. This being said, Woodnoids are less common to be seen, therefor they are not an extreme danger to the human saftey. During the day, there seems to be no trace of Woodnoids in any wooded areas, as scouted out by P.C.F containers. If you spot a Woodnoid during the night, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, DON'T HIDE. they have OK hearing paired with EXCELENT eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely chase you at about only 3-6 mph, due to their height. As mentioned, if you encounter one at night, do not hide, it WILL find you. Running is your best option because they will eventually give up and become uninterested in you.
If you spot a Woodnoid in a urban/city area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION >IMMEDIATELY< (909) 818 - 5189 , THE AREA WILL BE EVACUATED AND IT WILL BE EXTERMINATED ON SIGHT.
by Anarkyy June 09, 2022
A Penoid is a Species of "Mingo Noid" /Meengo Noyd/ latin for Penoid, it is a creature of unknown orgins, and is currently ranked catostrophic to human saftey.
HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.
If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189
HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.
If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189
We have containment of a juvenile Penoid.
by Anarkyy June 09, 2022
Describes someone who is incapable of basic logic, and throws breadcrumbs at their spouse in the kitchen, they often will be on punishment due to being caught stealing. Youkels may also scream racial slurs at the TV when playing Star Wars.
by Anarkyy June 17, 2023