Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.

The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"

Tinklepuff by FlexGunship February 27, 2017

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dinklepuss

1. A word used to describe a person that has no backbone.
2. A wimp, loser, a person with no substance.

My boss at work is a real dinklepuss...he couldn't even fire Bobby A when he had the chance.

dinklepuss by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

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dingleduff

someone that's being silly but your still mad at them.

my dingleduff gf wasn't talking to me hardly until i brought up wing stop.

dingleduff by jigger-trigger June 27, 2023

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dinglemuffin

a cross between a dingleberry and a pudgemuffin

ha you little fat fuck go wipe your ass you stupid dinglemuffin

dinglemuffin by dont worry bout it December 10, 2004

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Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

Dinglemuffin by carogray13 November 30, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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