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Tinklepuff 

Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"
Tinklepuff by FlexGunship February 27, 2017
Words you can keep

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.
"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"
pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

DinklePuff 

A person who breaks rules and doesn't care
You are a dinklepuff
DinklePuff by BIGMAC5 September 10, 2016

Twinklepaff 

grusbro: not cool

twinklepaff: sandt
"Omg you're like twinklepaff, so no we can't be friends"
Twinklepaff by grusbro April 16, 2021

Tinklesnuff

The act of sniffing cocaine off of another man's penis
"hey, was that party fun? I co lent make it"

"aw yah dude, it was great. People are telling me i did a lot of tinklesnuff while i was drunk. Don't regret none of it, just wish i got a tinklesnuff back as a reward for pleasuring him with my sweet nostrils of love"

"ok wait, now you're gettin weird"

"what? I can give you some tinkle snuff. I'll even blow ya if ya want"

"STOP, I DON'T WANT ANY TINKLESNUFF"

"...fine"
Tinklesnuff by Tinklesnuff May 29, 2017

Twinkiepuff 

A girl who is very smart and is very sweet and kind to everyone.
Lillian, Ruby, and Selina are triplets who treat everyone with respect and are very smart, they are Twinkiepuffs.
Twinkiepuff by jillybeanapril September 20, 2025
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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