Picklemuffin 

Picklemuffin is a Pickle shoved inside the center of a muffin. It is not meant to be eaten, just looked at in "admiration"

Samantha made herself a Picklemuffin, but she forgot why.

Picklemuffin by YoutubeWafflez January 6, 2017

pickle muffin 

A term used to denote affection towards someone, typically speficically towards their physical appearance. (usually a friend)

Often used by people like to urinate off of the mountain brow.

hey there pickle muffin, lookin for a good time tonight? i'd hit that pickle muffin!

pickle muffin by jacob jervis June 11, 2006

panklemuffin 

The most beautiful girl in your life.

You know India? She's my panklemuffin!

panklemuffin by Thy Holy Cruise July 28, 2016

picklefluffing

V: not to be confused with lollygagging or heifer-daring

In biblical times one who is frequently picklefluffing was described as one with “idle hands”
Picklefluffing goes beyond the general nonsensical pranks and silliness to a new height of utterly confusing your audience.

Caution: extreme fluffing of pickles may cause geriatrics to laugh uncontrollably into respiratory arrest

“I hate when people confuse my picklefluffing with clipdoodling.”

picklefluffing by Squeakerzeal October 13, 2023