pingslexia 

When you try to set a “ping” in a game like rainbow six siege, apex, or risk of rain 2, for your team mates but you whiff it like a total pepega

Dammit bro I’m missing all my pings, Teleporter is right here guys my pingslexia is acting up again

pingslexia by Waffle-Joint August 11, 2020

pisslexia 

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

pisslexia by SPQR April 25, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

Penislexia 

An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

Penislexia by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

Pipslexia 

A rare disease which is effectively a mild case of dyslexia or something. Means you will forget how to spell the simplest words, like 'in' and 'auschwitzdeinersheissehoseschlange'
Only one person in the world has it, and he's called pip.

Hi, I'm a member of the PNA. Thats the Nation Pipslexia Association.

Pipslexia by Peter April 27, 2004

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans April 30, 2006