Definitions by MartinEvans

chode 

A penis that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

chode by martinevans August 21, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

obliteracy 

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones.

obliteracy by MartinEvans April 30, 2006