pisslexia 

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

pisslexia by SPQR April 25, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

pisslexia by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

pixlexia 

1. Noun -The condition of an electronically-born person or character having a defect, bug, or glitch.

2. Adj -a video-game character glitching up and acting against their original coding; 'pixlexic'

3. Verb -term used to name 'glitched, bugged, or hacked' conditions without being rude or causing any Trigger Warnings; pixlexic

1. -Hey, I'm not a glitch!! I...just have pixlexia, that's all…

2. -Ugh, how can they let a pixlexic, glitchy fool like you in a place like this..?

3. -Don't come crying to me when you do one too many mods and get pixlexic, Mr.

pixlexia by serpantineMuse December 24, 2014

pingslexia 

When you try to set a “ping” in a game like rainbow six siege, apex, or risk of rain 2, for your team mates but you whiff it like a total pepega

Dammit bro I’m missing all my pings, Teleporter is right here guys my pingslexia is acting up again

pingslexia by Waffle-Joint August 11, 2020

Pixlexia 

A play on words from Wreck-It-Ralph on the word "Dyslexia"

Somone with Pixlexia would often struggle with uncontrollable glitches.

Some even say that Pixlexics is a real disorder where the code is screwed up so directions would be switched (Like a dyslexic).

"I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?" -Vanellope Von Schweetz

Pixlexia by OXFORD OFFICIAL January 21, 2020

pisseria 

Mens room.

After inhaling two pitchers of beer, Ryan made a bee-line for the pisseria.

pisseria by ICSHialeah August 4, 2009