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pisslexia 

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.
I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.
pisslexia by SPQR April 25, 2006
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pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.
He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.
pisslexia by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

pisslexia 

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.
pisslexia by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

pixlexia 

1. Noun -The condition of an electronically-born person or character having a defect, bug, or glitch.

2. Adj -a video-game character glitching up and acting against their original coding; 'pixlexic'

3. Verb -term used to name 'glitched, bugged, or hacked' conditions without being rude or causing any Trigger Warnings; pixlexic
1. -Hey, I'm not a glitch!! I...just have pixlexia, that's all…

2. -Ugh, how can they let a pixlexic, glitchy fool like you in a place like this..?

3. -Don't come crying to me when you do one too many mods and get pixlexic, Mr.
pixlexia by serpantineMuse December 24, 2014

pingslexia 

When you try to set a “ping” in a game like rainbow six siege, apex, or risk of rain 2, for your team mates but you whiff it like a total pepega
Dammit bro I’m missing all my pings, Teleporter is right here guys my pingslexia is acting up again
pingslexia by Waffle-Joint August 11, 2020

Pixlexia 

A play on words from Wreck-It-Ralph on the word "Dyslexia"

Somone with Pixlexia would often struggle with uncontrollable glitches.

Some even say that Pixlexics is a real disorder where the code is screwed up so directions would be switched (Like a dyslexic).
"I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?" -Vanellope Von Schweetz
Pixlexia by OXFORD OFFICIAL January 21, 2020

pisseria 

After inhaling two pitchers of beer, Ryan made a bee-line for the pisseria.
pisseria by ICSHialeah August 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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