Penislexia

An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

pingslexia

When you try to set a “ping” in a game like rainbow six siege, apex, or risk of rain 2, for your team mates but you whiff it like a total pepega

Dammit bro I’m missing all my pings, Teleporter is right here guys my pingslexia is acting up again

by Waffle-Joint August 11, 2020

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisexual

Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.

This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!

by BumbleLee September 16, 2018

penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

penisexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

by David vr wright November 22, 2017