Penislexia

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An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

Penislexia by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

Words you can keep

pingslexia

When you try to set a “ping” in a game like rainbow six siege, apex, or risk of rain 2, for your team mates but you whiff it like a total pepega

Dammit bro I’m missing all my pings, Teleporter is right here guys my pingslexia is acting up again

pingslexia by Waffle-Joint August 11, 2020

Related Words

Penislexia • penisexual • penissexual • pingslexia • penis denial • Penis Ex Machina • Penis Flexing • Penis levitation • Penis Liar • Penis Mexican

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisexual

Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.

This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!

Penisexual by BumbleLee September 16, 2018

penisexual

when you get that boner in the middle of something because youre staring at that hot dude with a 50 incher and hes staring at you with that fat juicy ass

Damn bro i think im penisexual

penisexual by Cedrick highsmith April 29, 2022

penisexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

penisexual by David vr wright November 22, 2017

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026