pinchero

Spanish slang for fucker.

Come on Pinchero let's go drink some cervesas.

by Mario Pinchero January 19, 2006

Peter Pinchers

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.

"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"

by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009

loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".

"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle

by cmikes March 24, 2007

ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009

PP Cold Pincher

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.

My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher

by retardomilos May 17, 2021

penny pincher

a stingy person (see also penny pinching)

Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.

by Light Joker July 18, 2005

Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010