"I told my pimpold I wanted an open relationship so I could go to St. Barth's with my SD while he watches my dog"
by mclyovin April 8, 2019
Get the pimpold mug.pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.
The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
by taoteqingren November 21, 2005
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by mpdob8 June 11, 2005
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Get the Pimpology mug.A varying term. There is a layman sense, and then there is the Dazzle Razzle sense. This is something that moves beyond the pimp-ho-trick triad and tests one's patience and sanity. It is all tiddily encapsulated in the seminal book How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp
Slick Mack: Bitch, do you know anything about pimpology
Super ho: Yeah, it's what holds us bitches down
Slick Mack: Bitch, you are right, but you don't know why. Read Dazzle Razzle
Super ho: Yeah, it's what holds us bitches down
Slick Mack: Bitch, you are right, but you don't know why. Read Dazzle Razzle
by Da pterodactyl June 6, 2018
Get the Pimpology mug.Pimpology is the study of pimpin and how to pimp.You learn the in and outs of pimpin.some learn from actual pimps while other go straight to te streets and learn First hand.pimpology degree can be got in any hood or state but some states degrees aren't as effiective as others but a true pimp will adjust and figure out how to get his end.
and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also
and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also
Hoe: Where You that Pimpology degree at?
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes
by Big Bodie April 27, 2006
Get the pimpology mug.A word used to describe a pimp who uses new age spiritual concepts to groom, exploit and "turn out" his "bitches".
The etymology of the word is based on a combination of "pimp" and "Bivolaru", the later word referring to the notorious Romanian tantric yoga guru and pimp, Gregorian Bivolaru, currently wanted in Romania on various charges including people trafficking, organising prostitution, enslavement and sex with a minor person.
While used as a common term to describe Bivolaru himself, it may also be used to describe any new age guru who uses his / her influence to exploit vulnerable people within the sex industry for his / her own financial gain.
The etymology of the word is based on a combination of "pimp" and "Bivolaru", the later word referring to the notorious Romanian tantric yoga guru and pimp, Gregorian Bivolaru, currently wanted in Romania on various charges including people trafficking, organising prostitution, enslavement and sex with a minor person.
While used as a common term to describe Bivolaru himself, it may also be used to describe any new age guru who uses his / her influence to exploit vulnerable people within the sex industry for his / her own financial gain.
Hey dude, have you seen that pimpolaru's new porn site, pee pee drinking yoga babes?
Hmmm, I think the chick running that "discover your inner tantric goddess" course is a bit of a pimpolaru. She runs nuff massage parlours in Thailand.
So many sanyassins ended up on the game, that Osho was a real pimpolaru wasn't he?
Hmmm, I think the chick running that "discover your inner tantric goddess" course is a bit of a pimpolaru. She runs nuff massage parlours in Thailand.
So many sanyassins ended up on the game, that Osho was a real pimpolaru wasn't he?
by busylittlebee June 29, 2009
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