pillocking pillock
An expression for someone who is an especially annoying pillock. It was used in an episode of Friday Night Dinner.
pillocking pillock by QuackingEldrich_101 July 11, 2021
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Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002
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Pollocking
The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010
pollocking the toilet
A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
Pollocking
The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011
pollocking
To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
pollocking by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
Pollocking
A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
Pollocking by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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