Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

pillocking pillock

An expression for someone who is an especially annoying pillock. It was used in an episode of Friday Night Dinner.

Why did you do that you pillocking pillock!?!

by QuackingEldrich_101 July 11, 2021

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

prolocking

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement

‘The deer prolocked through the field’
‘The bunny was prolocking around’

by ninilicious July 2, 2023

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011