piddler

(Winchester College Notion) - Tiny penis.

Will Owen has ridiculous piddler.

by Will Owen July 20, 2008

piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Piddler

A pedophile who diddles youth; usually a pastor.

Redneck Rabbi is a dirty piddler for touching those young boys! You need my woodchipper?

by Randy01999 May 3, 2024

Piddler

A term for someone who is between the relationship status of Friend and Acquaintance.

John: Yeah, just met Phillip, he's a piddler.

by Boy Cooter November 9, 2025

Piss Piddler

Someone who moves ungodly slow, particularly in walking or driving. They may be in the most zen state ever… but for you, in your current anxious state… it’s driving you nuts.

The word “piddler” may have developed or has more usage in Southern Appalachia. The “piss” at the beginning gives it extra “mmph” and is intended to make light of the torture that is in experiencing a Piss Piddler.

Goddamn Piss Piddlers! I got places to be!

by Crowmeats March 26, 2026

dildo peddler

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

by Telephony September 26, 2010