notion

basically a bigger word for idea.

"I had the notion that you'd make me change my ways" - The Spill Canvas

by Steph Duke August 30, 2006

[notion]

A particular type of item sold along with lotions at Playtime Boutique.

Do they mean lotion?
-No, they have both lotion and notion on the board.

by not-reid April 4, 2009

Notion Sickness

The feeling you receive when an idea is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Man, hearing that they're making another Smurfs movie gives me notion sickness.

by Grefaldo Swanson October 22, 2012

No Notion

The complete and utter lack of a plan, motive, or goal.

The Joker wakes up having no notion of what to do with the next 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds of his existence... "Let's Rob a Bank."

by deadaswell November 1, 2009

She Declared That Same Notion

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009

Haven't a notion

Term used to explain that your just not gonna do it!

Teacher:right david,do ur work an be quiet!
David:miss,I Haven't a notion.
Teacher:get to the principals office.........now!
David:Haven't a buck apes notion.

by Jonnysheridan January 6, 2008

vicarious notion

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity

"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)

by analiasa January 14, 2009