by trip420 May 11, 2006
Get the paddler mug.Verb: Someone who engages and follows mainstream trends in music and fashion. Also known as a hypebeast. Word derives from kayaks and/or boats that go down streams i.e mainSTREAM trends and music.
Person 1:Are you going to (Music Artist) 's concert.
Person 2: No they're going to be too many paddlers there that don't
Person 2: No they're going to be too many paddlers there that don't
by A.Daniels April 13, 2017
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A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.
by el-generico July 11, 2019
Get the paddler mug.by BobCanoe October 11, 2009
Get the paddler mug.someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."
or
"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
or
"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
by dykefersureee March 24, 2009
Get the Paddler of the pink canoe mug.(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016
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It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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