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piddled

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?
by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011
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Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids
I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started
by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021
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piddled-off

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.
{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
by Telephony December 16, 2016
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paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."
by Ayysnax March 25, 2014
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piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 26, 2010
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Piddle Plopping

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.
In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.
by frump dump slump March 14, 2009
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Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.
Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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