peddler
peddler by local peddler July 21, 2006
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Peddler
When oatsey has a wank.
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dildo peddler
A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017
smut peddler
smut peddler by daughters February 7, 2005
Dope Peddler
DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).
A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).
A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.
THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER
"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.
He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."
"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.
He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."
Dope Peddler by HigherStateOfMind July 29, 2014
Dissent Peddler
The lowest rung on the internet ladder, a Dissent Peddler is someone who plants seeds of destruction among existing internet communities because they stand to benefit from undermining existing leadership hierarchies. They will lie, cheat, manipulate and skew data and make false proclamations that "sound plausible" as best they are able in an effort to put themselves in power. These people are not to be trusted and often work together in small cells, like terrorists, to accomplish their agenda.
Eric and Barbie were the dissent peddlers of the overthrow operation on that forum. They knew by undermining the leaders with lies, they stood to benefit tremendously.
Dissent Peddler by TACOSCANYoN July 17, 2016
Donkey Peddler
An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.
Donkey Peddler by Tortorific October 24, 2014
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