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Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.
Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County

Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.
Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.
Pikesville by MJM April 24, 2005

Pikesville middle school

Home of the fake students: the pythons. This school is fucking horrible. It is like a prison. The teachers don’t really give a fuck about you, they just want whatever money they get paid. They yell at your face and meddle in your business. The students spread rumors, talk shit, and fight in the hallways. it isn’t really ghetto but every now and again, you’ll see a single twist, braid or a whole ass weave on the floor. No biggie. If you go to pikesville im so sorry.

pikesville

The center of all things Jewish, Pikesville was hebrew mecca in the 1970's. Here's a list of some of the greatest places on earth located in Pikesville that are now gone forever. Mike's Pizza- with the walls painted by cartoonist Rob Longfoot, Pikesville High Zap Comic book outcast. Vince's Pizzeria- supposedly had a whorehouse upstairs, but the best pizza and veal parm sub you ever had. The Beef Inn- co owned by one of the craziest drivers in Pikesville history, the steak sub and the fried chicken where the best things you ever put in your mouth. Dairy Cottage- located down Smith Avenue, was a soda/candy/pinball hangout for the 'drapes', Pikesville greasers, in the 50's and 60's. Rogers Tap Room (now Jillys') - a good place to get beer if you were under 18. Lots of fat old drunk women listening to merle on the jukebox at night. Reamers- the coolest clothing store for guys where you could get puffy sleeved see through shirts AND medallions. Manny's Deli- it was never that good. Fields Lunch Counter-- still there, thank god! Gordons- bad crabs, dead bar--better than cow tipping though. Sam the haircutting man in the back of the Pikesville Shopping Center. For a few weeks, a swingers club and bar in that shopping center that featured a Pikesville High art teacher who appeared in her band as Magnolia Thunderpussy. Finally, Wagner's Pharmacy--smelled like dead rats, home of great coddies, and would deliver liquor,douche, and medication to your house in the same package--it was a pleasure to make the drop offs to many of Pikesvilles 'call girls' shacked up in area apartments--what a world! Around the back was a little market that made the best roast beef sandwich you ever had. With hot gentile girls just over the traintracks, Pikesville was nirvana for 70's teens
You're from Pikesville? How is it we kick your ass in football and you still get all our women?
pikesville by wellwood1 October 30, 2006

Pikesville

Home of the dank budds.
If you're from pikesville you or some1 you know have at least 5 people in their phone book who know where to get the dank budd.
Dude, call up Dusty and see if hes good for a slice!
Of course he is, he lives in PIKESVILLE!
Pikesville by Shmeds May 27, 2008

pikesville

A suburb of BalCo (Baltimore county), Maryland that comprises of the zip codes 21208 and 21209 that is known for being Jew central of Maryland, and to its haters as "Kikesville". this place is filled with jewish schools, families who are made up of doctors, lawyers, engineers, and accountants. Due to this amount of wealth, they stick out like a sore thumb in the mediocre county that is BalCo.
Don't be jealous of the Pikesville kids, they just better with money than the rest of us.
pikesville by BalCo September 18, 2006
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