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Samantha phyler
Samantha phyler is the best girl you will ever meet in your life she’s hard to gethotsexy she has the most wonderful personality and she treats everyone right, I’ve had the best months of my life with her, id kill for her, she will want to make you feel shy by all the beauty the way she’ll look at you will take over your mind, her hair is like the ocean it’s so fluent, her looks will surprise you, she’s not a no person and she’s always sweet. She’ll drag you out of a hole and put you in place, she’ll make you turned on Samantha phyler is the best girl ever!
Love ya boo. -Elijah🌹❤️
Love ya boo. -Elijah🌹❤️
Samantha phyler by Da definition dude June 4, 2018
Related Words
phyler • Samantha phyler • Phylegetic • Payler • phlerb • Phlerbinglerb • Phlergm • Phlerm • Phyber • Phylea
Samantha phyler
Samantha is one of the sweetest girls that you’ll ever meet, anyone is so lucky to have her, I know myself I had the best 3 months of my life with her she’s a little tricky to get but you’ll get there, she’s super hyper at times, but sometimes love for her can get tough she knows she loves the guy but she can’t embrace it, she’s thick I don’t know about whoever meets her but she always makes me blush and laugh her most loved animal is a fox you’ll always want to cuddle with her so you can embrace her beauty up close she’s interesting to get to know, she is cared for by me forever, and I’ll love her forever no matter what
Love you boo. -Elijah❤️🌹
Love you boo. -Elijah❤️🌹
Samantha phyler by Da definition dude June 4, 2018
Phlerm
The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.
Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.
Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.
Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...
Echo Phyber
Echo Phyber is a new Nerdcore rapper from West Point Alabama. He likes the ladies and video games above all else. His rapping partner is Zaint Lunatic
Echo Phyber by Zaint Lunatic April 18, 2009
Phyber
Phyber by digitaljunkie July 3, 2008
Phylexcution
The act of executing the false ideas one hides their entire being in(phylactery) and subsequent absorption in oblivion.
You're deriviate nature has gone from being mesmerising and aloof, to merely undesirably capricious and fickle, the phylexcution of your part of existance will start right after this cup o' coffee.
Phylexcution by Son of the mornin' October 14, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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