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it's when two fat people--
oh, pwomp!
pwomp by pwomper9000 May 15, 2011
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phrompei 

The soft,puffy upper lip area of an animal where their whiskers originate.
Word invented in the 1980's by Jacinda Olwage and Colleen Margulies.
phrompei by Jacinda Olwage March 16, 2005
1. According to Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock "It's when two fat people...(brings hands together in a "slow clap" fashion)"

2. It can also be used to describe a feeling of giving up or distaste.
1. Larz and Jeff commemorate a win for the team by doing a Pwomp.

2.Good God lemon you've sunk lower than normal. -- Pwomp.
Pwomp by reemstarkmadness May 17, 2011
n. A large, unshaved bush (pubic hair).
Comes from the sound the phoomp makes as it's released from under tight underwear - Phoomp!
"I was preparing to go down on this sweet honey, when all of a sudden her phoomp exploded in my face!"

"I bet that hippie chick has a giant phoomp!"
Phoomp by anemul February 8, 2007
When two fat people bump into eachother accidentally, causing them to fall and drop their food.
DID OPRAH AND ROSIE O'DONNEL JUST PWOMP ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?
Pwomp by elizabeth miervaldis May 12, 2011
The sound of a vagina hitting a hardwood floor.
That stripper fell off the pole and all we heard was PHWOP!!!
Phwop by Man Cave INC. March 9, 2010
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