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Poomerang 

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
Poomerang by KJ275 August 7, 2012
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Pooperang 

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.
Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.
Pooperang by holdencoleman January 24, 2009

poomerang 

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.
In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".
poomerang by David L. Brown March 29, 2008

poomerang 

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement
We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!
poomerang by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

pooperang 

Firing a shit out of your ass that wizzes through the air and then returns to you. This is then used as a gift to be used as a play thing for little Austrailian children or any other kind of child that enjoys outdoor play.
Ay mate. Little Jonathan is having a great time with the boomerang I made out of last nights tofu stroganoff. The land down under truly is the greatest place in the univers to play with a pooperang!
pooperang by Killgore Docilmire August 1, 2009

Poomerang 

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!
Poomerang by brownsource July 10, 2017