phomp

-soul satisfying joy
- Put Hair On My Pussy

-pronouns

-that was phomp

-that’ll phomp
-i go by phomp phompy

phomp by Calvin Hale June 19, 2022

phomp

The existential crisis one feels when pure joy hits their reality.

Pronouns as well

Anything that satisfies the soul

Skin Care

“I phomping love you”

“Phompie left phompies backpack at the pool!”

“I just phomed my skincare!!! It’s totally new”

phomp by Calvin Hale June 19, 2022

Phombie 

Phombie: (phone zombie) a person who is staring at their mobile device or phone in an emotionless daze. Often so fixated on their display screen, in a zombie like state, that they are completely oblivious of other people and their surroundings. Someone can be a phombie for a brief moment or for long periods of time. crackberrytext addicttext-a-holic

(Girl talking to her friends) She was such a phombie last night. She didn’t talk to anyone at the party. All night long she just sat in the corner, ignoring everyone, texting and staring at her phone.

(Passenger says to driver) Look out for that phombie crossing the street. Could he be more oblivious to what is going on around him. Texting and walking into traffic with little white buds in ear can't be good for your health!

Phombie by djjohnwayne February 17, 2010

Plompy 

A bat eared fox

Must be rotated regularly

Sir, please rotate the Plompy

Plompy by endlessLake March 5, 2021

pomp-hole 

A pomp-hole is short for a person being a pompous asshole. This type of person is of the Gordon Gekko, Patrick Bateman, or Regina George (mean girls) mold. Though all of the aforementioned characters are of upper-class stature, lower class people can also be classified as pomp-holes.

"Hey man, those kids on that MTV show are real pomp-holes!"

"The ones from Laguna Beach?"

"No! Well, yes. Those soon to be yuppies are also pomp-holes, but I was referring to the ones on Jersey Shore."

pomp-hole by The kid J-Stew reppin E'villy! May 12, 2010

phoopachinga 

A crazy child

Wow, you are such a phoopachinga!!!

phoopachinga by A crazy Child June 18, 2018

Dr. Phoprah

A horrible cross breed between Dr. Phil and Oprah, resulting in a hideous, seemingly genderless creature that can destroy your self esteem by sating your fat, and then giving you a delicious recipe for you to eat your troubles away.

What is that? Jesus fucking christ, its Dr. Phoprah!

Dr. Phoprah by hgjgjjjghghsgdsgkhjkh May 23, 2008