phlomph

Someone extremely dumb/idiotic but not to the extent of severe mental disability.

Keith: "Dude kevin is such a phlomph"

Jared: "I got an F on my math's quiz, my parents must think i'm a phlomph"

by uncanny gargoyle March 30, 2026

Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

by scatalogical March 26, 2019

phomph

spoken as you breath out (releasing air) "phomph" is the sound made by a large mass moving through, and thus displacing a body of air.

phomph as the car speed past, almost hitting the unaware pedestrian

by lars faber June 14, 2011

Phlompist

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009

Phlompadonk

A coconut style punch to the top of the head

I'm going to give them a Phlompadonk

by Lynch_um April 21, 2021

phomph

The sound of a large uncompressed body of air moving. Commonly heard near wind turbines as the blade passes in front of the tower. More extreme as seperation angle advances or as tip ratio increases.

phomph, phomph, phomph as the wind turbine rotor spins

by windlab May 17, 2011