phlomph
Keith: "Dude kevin is such a phlomph"
Jared: "I got an F on my math's quiz, my parents must think i'm a phlomph"
Jared: "I got an F on my math's quiz, my parents must think i'm a phlomph"
phlomph by uncanny gargoyle March 30, 2026
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Phloomph
When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)
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