Phlompist 

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

Phlompist by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009

phlogistinator 

An incredibly unbalanced weapon in the game Team Fortress 2. Often used by noobs, it encourages the popular ''W+M1+ Stragedy, taking little effort.

Oh shit, the other team is using a phlogistinator

phlogistinator by Define_Awesome May 3, 2016

Phlomit 

Forceful and uncontrollable evacuation of ones sinus matter, phlegm and saliva due to sickness or vigorous coughing.

That monster bong hit caused Jeremy to PHLOMIT all over the couch.

Phlomit by hornet1973 September 24, 2007

phlogiston 

A mytical substance given off by fire during burning. Said to be the cause of rust. Theoretically a flame stops burning in an enclosed area because the air has become "phlogiston saturated".

Primarily a concept held during the middle ages, and associated with alchemaical "research".

phlogiston by Thlayli February 7, 2003

phlumpis 

a large red ring around the bumhole, also known as a ringsting, this looks like the japanese flag.

japanese flag, poo burn, phlumpis

phlumpis by rate my cock February 28, 2009

phlogiston 

A widely-researched phenomenon in the Middle Ages, phlogiston was thought to be an inherent substance in all things that could burn. When something was burned, phlogiston was visible in the form of flame, and was released into the air. In turn, people thought something would not burn without air because the air was already "full of phlogiston" and no more could be released into the air. In short, phlogiston was believed to be the substance that fire was made of.

These days, under influence of modern science, the concept of phlogiston is usually regarded as superstition.

phlogiston by Fluid March 30, 2004

pompistador 

A conquistador, with exception of the pursuit of another person's rear end.

Also, the Spanish version of a butt pirate.

Originating from the Spanish word 'pompis' (meaning 'bottom') and 'conquistador' (to pursue or conquer).

Example 1:

Wow, did you see that guy talking to that hot chick over there?

Yeah, he's a total pompistador.

Example 2:

I'm concerned about Joe; he keeps smacking my ass every time I score on the other team. I think he might be using the game as an excuse to be a pompistador.

pompistador by Senor bomba November 19, 2013