(Old-English "pwomper-doodle" or "pwomper-nickel sandwich")
1. - verb (when used without an object)
* A person "of wight" (fat) sitting or falling down.
* A person "of wight" (fat) colliding with another person "of wight" (fat). See "squish".
2. - noun
* A resounding and/or pwomping noise made by the antics of a person of wight (fat).
3. Alternate Definitions:
* The sound of a chodler coming into contact with any foreign object.
1.
* Tommy (a large person) falls after he drops his Twinkie... PWOMP!
* Sarah and Tim (two large people) collide.... PWOMP!
2.
* "Did you see that person?"
"Yea! What a PWOMP!"
3.
* My brother's best friend walks into the room... pwomp pwomp pwomp.
When two fat people are going at it doggy style and lose their balance and fall off the bed together and hit the floor and mash into one big sweatyball of lard, pwomp!
More generally can be used whenever mashing two things together.
Ice cream and pie taste good together, don't be afraid to pwomp a scoop on top.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."