Phwop 

The sound of a vagina hitting a hardwood floor.

That stripper fell off the pole and all we heard was PHWOP!!!

Phwop by Man Cave INC. March 9, 2010

Pwoper 

Matt Bellamy of the band Muse's version of the word proper. Stems from his inability to pronounce the letter "r". Originates in the youtube video "Muse goes fishing". Pwoper has become an inside joke among many dedicated Muse fans, or musers.

Matt: I caught a pwoper fish, Dom!

Pwoper by muse22 April 24, 2011

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.

"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."

Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

phoopachinga 

A crazy child

Wow, you are such a phoopachinga!!!

phoopachinga by A crazy Child June 18, 2018

Dr. Phoprah

A horrible cross breed between Dr. Phil and Oprah, resulting in a hideous, seemingly genderless creature that can destroy your self esteem by sating your fat, and then giving you a delicious recipe for you to eat your troubles away.

What is that? Jesus fucking christ, its Dr. Phoprah!

Dr. Phoprah by hgjgjjjghghsgdsgkhjkh May 23, 2008

Phopo 

Someone addicted to their mobile phone and can't live without it.

Similar to nympho.

Justin: "That chicks been texting all day."

James: "Yeah, She's a total phopo."

Phopo by jonny cheeze burger March 15, 2009

Phophylactic 

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical

"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective

Phophylactic by Beanerous Brokus I July 15, 2006