phurd

Something that smells like the dead grandmother of an offensive redneck.

That phurd keeps popping out of the ground despite all efforts to bury it.

by TownK January 11, 2009

purdlurk

When you attempt to finger a chick whilst said chick is already engage in intercourse with another person.

Darren was fucking this chick and then Doug tried to purdlurk him.

by Phat Mass October 26, 2012

mr. purdue

Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage

I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared

by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008

phud

An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).

Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.

by benkman July 23, 2006

Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005

PurdyPorn

Anything that is porn and Ashley Purdy (from Black Veil Brides) related

You can deffinitly tell thats Ashley's mirror...PurdyPorn!!!!!!

by KaytieStarzz January 16, 2011